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hitwalker
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:24 pm Reply with quote

    If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...

    Patron: Waiter!
    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support.
    Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
    Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
    Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
    Patron: No, it's still there.
    Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
    Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
    Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
    Patron: A SOUP bowl!
    Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
    Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
    Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
    Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
    Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
    Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
    Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
    Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
    Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
    Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

    [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

    Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
    Patron: This is potato soup.
    Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
    Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

    [waiter leaves.]

    Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

    The check:

    Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
    Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
    Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00
 
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