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kguske
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Joined: Jun 04, 2004
Posts: 5996

PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My friend from 3rd grade, Rex Bittle, posted these on his Facebook page:

The economy is SO bad:
…Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
…Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore
…a picture is now only worth 200 words
…they renamed Wall Street “Wal-mart Street”
…when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room
…African television stations are now showing “Sponsor an American Child” commercials
…the Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates
…if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank
…my ATM gave me an IOU
…I ordered a burger at McDonald’s, and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail

Thanks, Rex…just the laugh I needed on a Friday afternoon.
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Palbin
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Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posts: 2403
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

killing me
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kguske
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Posts: 5996

PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A few more...

The economy is SO bad:
…CEO's are now playing miniature golf
...McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer
...a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

36 years is way too long, Rex!
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montego
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Joined: Aug 29, 2004
Posts: 9071
Location: Arizona

PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

ROTFL
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Guardian2003
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Joined: Aug 28, 2003
Posts: 6299
Location: Vsetin, Czech Republic

PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cannot believe I missed this thread until now (I must visit more often) but I really liked this one
…if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them
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