ghost

wHiTeHaT · Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:53 am

3 friends playing each night cards in a bar.
1 is blind
1 misses a leg
and one looks like quasimodo.

The criple guy alway's have to walk home next to a cemetary.
one one night he here's:
'boaaaa boaaa ... what you have there?'
The criple sees a ghost .... and he answers "i have a wooden leg"

The ghost say's "GIVE ME THAT" .
They trade theire footware and next night he tells the story to his friends, and show his new leg in the bar.

The blind one decide to also walk tonight home next to the cemetery...

He suddenly here: "boaaa boaaa ... what you have there?"

The blind guy say's: 2 blind eyes.

The ghost say's "GIVE THEM TO ME"
They trade theire eyes and the blind can see again.

Next night he tells his friends what happend...

So the quasimodo guy decide to also walk next to the cemetary when he go home.

Suddenly he here: "boaaa boaaa...WHAT YOU HAVE THERE"
He say ..."I'm as ugly as quasimodo"

The ghost respond "ohh well... here you go.. now you also get 2 blind eyes and a wooden leg".