3 construction guy's working on an international project somewhere.
one is a dutch , one is a german , and the other is a belgium guy.
They all 3 complaining everyday they get the same stuff on theire sandwiches each day.
At a sudden day the dutch guy makes a point , and he states , "if tomorrow it happen again , i trow myself from this building"
The german and the belgium both agreed to do the same.
Next day while having theire lunch on the rooftop .. the dutch guy opens his lunchbox... and gues... same as yesterday .. so he keep word , jumps and dies.
Then the german guy opens his box and yep... same as yesterday and all day's before , so he keep word , same as the dutch and jumps... dies.
The german arives in heaven and see the dutch guy , he ask so.. what is it that your wife putted you on your sandwich , the dutch answers ...cheese again.
Bah says the german , i had wurst (meat) again , that prick wife of me has no vartiation.
In the meanwhile the belgium guy opens his lunchbox and find out it is again the same as yesterday... and all day's before.
So to keep word and honour his friends he jump aswell.
Arriving in heaven and seeing the dutch and the german....
The dutch guy ask .. so what did your wife putted everyday on your sandwiches.
The belgium guy responds: Well he say , i had strawberryjelly on my sandwiches.... but i dont have a wife , i made them myself.
It is a well know fact amongs both countries that the french people are mocking the belgians .One day the belgian government decided it was enough that they were ridiculised.
The belgian minister sent a note asking the french to do something really stupid for once.
The french agreed to build a bridge in the middle of Algeria's desert , The Sahara.
After several months of mocking and laughing, the belgian ambassador sent a note saying that his country laughed really hard and that they can destroy the bridge. this is what the french minister sent back:
<< We would like to aknowledge your plea of destroying our bridge , but could you tell your two citizens to stop fishing on it?>>
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