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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:15 am Reply with quote Back to top
When i drive home from work on my scooter , i drive by a river.

I suddenly see a man drinking with his hand from it and i tell him in dutch Dont drink that!!!!

He response "Was sagen sie? ( what you say?( in german).

And i told him "Mit zwei händen" ( with 2 hands)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top
lol, that's an old one wHiTeHat!
Here's another: it's yellow and you can stand on it?
Answer: a pullet (young chicken)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top
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