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Raven
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Joined: Aug 27, 2002
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'
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wHiTeHaT
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Joined: Jul 18, 2004
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Location: Netherlands

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol
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Unit1
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Joined: Oct 26, 2004
Posts: 134
Location: Boston

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ROLF :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Palbin
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Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posts: 2404
Location: Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

killing me
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montego
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Joined: Aug 29, 2004
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ROTFL
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alien73
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LOL.... Gotta pass that along... killing me
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol epic...
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FireATST
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Joined: Jun 12, 2004
Posts: 623
Location: Ohio

PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:23 am Reply with quote Back to top

Cheers
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