Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. suddenly there was a beeping sound. The first young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped, the others looked at her questioningly. "that was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. when she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. i have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bath room. she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
the older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that....i'm getting a fax!!
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