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wHiTeHaT
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Joined: Jul 18, 2004
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Location: Netherlands

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

A German goes to a Dutch gunstore.
In the gunstore's registry behind the glassplate are all kinds of rifles ,guns,revolver and knifes.

The German ask the salesman if he have any gun for him , and the salesman responds with a no.

Then the german ask if he have any rifle for him and again the salesman say's no.

The German then asks if he has a knife for him , and again the salesman say's no.

The German is furious and ask to the salesman if he has anything against Germans

The salesman say's Yes : Guns,riffles,revolvers knifes.....


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jakec
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I don't get it. Confused
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djmaze
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

jakec wrote:
I don't get it. Confused

Become a Dutchman and you'll know Laughing
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eldorado
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Location: France,Translator

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

hehe Smile , lol that one is funny... Thanks whitehat

@djmaze, don't need to be dutch to understand. I'm french and it's still hilarious
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Susann
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Joined: Dec 19, 2004
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Location: Germany:Moderator German NukeSentinel Support

PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

Should I find this funny ? Donīt know. But itīs known that the Dutch and the German donīt like each other. It īs similar to the relationship between Americans and Mexicans I believe.
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spiders
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Location: Aachen / Germany

PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

I live on the border with Dutch
I have many Dutch friends and here there are no problems between the Germans and Dutch.
I think the Dutch in Rotterdam do not like Germans for the World War II and what happened there at that time.
I like the Dutch and I do with my family many times a week at the Dutch seaside holiday.
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