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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:17 pm Reply with quote

This is what politics is all about.

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for information about her great-great uncle. Hillary's staff sent back the following biographical sketch:
'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency.

In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.'


NOW THAT is how it's done folks!
 
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Raven
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:41 pm Reply with quote

That is great! killing me
 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:04 pm Reply with quote

Now that's what I call distortion... ROTFL Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:03 am Reply with quote

lol...wonder what color the sky is in their world..... ROTFL
 
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